A TALL TALE
Written by the people of Exeter
Once upon a time in Exeter Josie danced
around the tree thoughtfully and Roman nosed about Turtles’ Banana biscuit-tins
which taste inspired the mad lunatic. Sunny trampoline fun was exhausting-phew!
Anyone can/should wear a red hat! Anything is possible. Wow, I am very insane
and potty and love trains although I wish Daisy Peculiar killed balloons
because of noisy nightmares. All of the lamp-posts smelt peculiar. Ladybirds
have wheels for rolling the wheels of industry. Sunflowers, bananas and
Shake-aways melt the snow and ice of Niffelheim (the land of the frost giants).
Pomegranates exploding causing kerfuffle and amazing cheesy mess. But hairy
McCaliry grew a beautiful flower growing tall up into the universe! To heaven!
Magically, they appeared in
a different world! Suddenly a unicorn with magical teeth then turned into an
elf. Meanwhile my pet volcano said “Donuts with sprinkles, without fun, yet
determined to entertain joyfully and superultramicroscopicsilicovolcaniosisly”.
Understandably the unicorns grew fast in the Guildhall Dungeon, looking forward
to their release from Dawnn’s Dungeon. Witch loves tea cakes and coffee for
Dragons. Unusually they jump on their faces, but Tweetie sings and dances badly
then suddenly Frederick
faints because, unbeknownst to him….
Harry went to the moon
without thinking about what’s happening on Earth when suddenly BOM! There was a
huge firework blasting a cascade of diamond shaped cheese that smelt like
cheese at Wesley’s house, with his Tigi hair gel and gurgled Molly. Sunny,
thank you for the love my dear. Stop dilly-dallying furthermore and begin
thinking.
Chocolate oozed
plentifully, friendly but hideous, all mixed, and the angel swooped to Earth
tearing all computers apart and rescuing the entire plant. Help from Al Gore is
available at request but for quite a fee. Unfortunately, Grace bumped into a
tree and cried profusely until a Cat-boy began to eat the cheese. He belched
out and laughed to himself and loved until the cheese protruded through his
nose in the air. You could buy Pooh or Cats/Dogs, maybe even a jumbo jet. Maybe
meet your mysteries at the monument situated relatively stickily near the
buffalo statue.
Suddenly a choo choo chewed
Buddha and threw a pony at a bus. Then Oxymandias ate Spanish food with Mussels
except the Vegetarians and the pigs, very fat and ugly that is why we love
them. Red earth city Red coats trampled on Persian cats and vowels. Already
Bohemain G thought ‘I don’t know, you should know, elephant, BOOM!’ A long
meandering thought occurred- flumptious!
Amazing books, surprising and incredible, intriguingly mysterious.
Lady Rainycorn leapt
predictably over a star. Gunta the leprechaun shouted “Where’s me thermals?”.
“On top of the nearby statue” the guide said, “Marrows”. Help mummy kiss John
at the swimming pool. Green warming stars made cheese tasty! Hiccups are
annoying!
Mason loves bikes but he
flew to space in a race to Mars with Crocadilla pig. The elephant trundled to
the waterfall to get water, it was very cold like jelly tots quivering in snow.
Tigers always look majestic because they are lovely and dangerous and they have
fur and stripes and have claws. Unexpectedly the elephants turned pink and
green. However, they started flying high. However, furthermore, hot air
balloons burst and exploded into dust. Rabbit and foxes Cleaner’s van, which
had no M.O.T, parked inside an igloo with Penguin biscuits flavoured with
chocolate and fish.
Once upon a time an otter
got hotter because he was in Saudi
Arabia , and it was on fire. Then suddenly
Alex died and went to heaven where joyfully, sat on her own, she lived in
nirvana for evermore, because love rules the day.
In Madagascar ,
Alex was pottering in the potting shed when suddenly a lion came out of the
sunroom and fell painfully upon a drawer of nails. I saw her collapse
dramatically in the cucumbers but to her surprise a plethora of sweeties
managed to land on the points of every nail. With great points! Rooster arrived
in Exeter full
of hope and pride. Together with Pauline and Roy and they all had tea together
at Clarence Yard. Somehow he went into a complete tailspin. “Please take the
needle out of my paw.” A cheetah kindly pulled the needle out using his teeth.
Aghast!