The tale that grew tall

DA DAH! Here it is! A tall tall tale, written one wonderful word at a time by the people of Exeter, over 6 days. Thank you so so much for all your weird, wacky and wondrous words, we couldn't have done it without you.

A TALL TALE

Written by the people of Exeter

 

Once upon a time in Exeter Josie danced around the tree thoughtfully and Roman nosed about Turtles’ Banana biscuit-tins which taste inspired the mad lunatic. Sunny trampoline fun was exhausting-phew! Anyone can/should wear a red hat! Anything is possible. Wow, I am very insane and potty and love trains although I wish Daisy Peculiar killed balloons because of noisy nightmares. All of the lamp-posts smelt peculiar. Ladybirds have wheels for rolling the wheels of industry. Sunflowers, bananas and Shake-aways melt the snow and ice of Niffelheim (the land of the frost giants). Pomegranates exploding causing kerfuffle and amazing cheesy mess. But hairy McCaliry grew a beautiful flower growing tall up into the universe! To heaven!

Magically, they appeared in a different world! Suddenly a unicorn with magical teeth then turned into an elf. Meanwhile my pet volcano said “Donuts with sprinkles, without fun, yet determined to entertain joyfully and superultramicroscopicsilicovolcaniosisly”. Understandably the unicorns grew fast in the Guildhall Dungeon, looking forward to their release from Dawnn’s Dungeon. Witch loves tea cakes and coffee for Dragons. Unusually they jump on their faces, but Tweetie sings and dances badly then suddenly Frederick faints because, unbeknownst to him….

 Think positive! Act frustratingly! No more.

 Frankie went to Brazil. There he let Italy design his tuxedo for his debut performance of the Opera of the Gruffalo. Children will love it. Kittens are beautiful, so are my boys and also Millie is beautiful and pretty. If we all can sing together we make the world smile and shine. Gang mise have consequences.

Harry went to the moon without thinking about what’s happening on Earth when suddenly BOM! There was a huge firework blasting a cascade of diamond shaped cheese that smelt like cheese at Wesley’s house, with his Tigi hair gel and gurgled Molly. Sunny, thank you for the love my dear. Stop dilly-dallying furthermore and begin thinking.

Chocolate oozed plentifully, friendly but hideous, all mixed, and the angel swooped to Earth tearing all computers apart and rescuing the entire plant. Help from Al Gore is available at request but for quite a fee. Unfortunately, Grace bumped into a tree and cried profusely until a Cat-boy began to eat the cheese. He belched out and laughed to himself and loved until the cheese protruded through his nose in the air. You could buy Pooh or Cats/Dogs, maybe even a jumbo jet. Maybe meet your mysteries at the monument situated relatively stickily near the buffalo statue.

 Sunshine poured rainbow stars over republic guinea pigs. A comet appeared suddenly and ate all the stardust alive, ferociously sailing across the firmament. Meanwhile he stood expectantly although unobtrusively. Whilst lingering around he hit me unostentatiously and creatively. “Never mind” sighed the victim, “I’m called Bohemian G from Palmer’s Green”. New York Green cuddled and kept animals safe and joyful. Surprisingly he fell in love with Molly who previously was eating scrumptious, sugary cupcakes with jelly, and was sick on everyone’s drama. However, life is full of drama and surprises. Yet what they had to learn the hard way is everything in moderation, apart from love.

Suddenly a choo choo chewed Buddha and threw a pony at a bus. Then Oxymandias ate Spanish food with Mussels except the Vegetarians and the pigs, very fat and ugly that is why we love them. Red earth city Red coats trampled on Persian cats and vowels. Already Bohemain G thought ‘I don’t know, you should know, elephant, BOOM!’ A long meandering thought occurred- flumptious!  Amazing books, surprising and incredible, intriguingly mysterious.

 Nigel the cup walked to Bubble Bubble Tea so he could get happy on strawberries. Crepes wasn’t poignant, but shallow. A cat jumped tremendously, precariously through the Billabong jungle and suddenly, aghast at the lionisation of the kangaroo. Meanwhile, there was a dinosaur called Pete and a shrimp called Laura, who had breakfast with a sea-troll called Noris. Roustabouts are beating drums whilst singing consequences. Crocodile said ‘Hi’ whilst slouching in reptilian stupor. Penguin ran along the fridge which suddenly froze his toes and bumped into a polar bear called Oliver. Then Oliver laughed loudly. Why? Because he was wearing a silly hat and after seeing the elephant sneeze he fell in the muddy puddle.

 Charlie swam deep and strong until he was flying. He stopped and got some pigs into the tree: the chilly tree was purple and full of spiders. Excalibur flew upwards towards the heavens, up to the sky and the sun. Beautiful Juniper flourishes in Summertime, they blossomed elegantly. Gin is an antidote. In summertime, the spontaneous Beautiful Deer Mother’s birthday frolicked happily through a waterfall. Cantaloupe flavoured lollipops- bliss!

Lady Rainycorn leapt predictably over a star. Gunta the leprechaun shouted “Where’s me thermals?”. “On top of the nearby statue” the guide said, “Marrows”. Help mummy kiss John at the swimming pool. Green warming stars made cheese tasty! Hiccups are annoying!

Mason loves bikes but he flew to space in a race to Mars with Crocadilla pig. The elephant trundled to the waterfall to get water, it was very cold like jelly tots quivering in snow. Tigers always look majestic because they are lovely and dangerous and they have fur and stripes and have claws. Unexpectedly the elephants turned pink and green. However, they started flying high. However, furthermore, hot air balloons burst and exploded into dust. Rabbit and foxes Cleaner’s van, which had no M.O.T, parked inside an igloo with Penguin biscuits flavoured with chocolate and fish.

 Swim wearing a smile and a woolly jumper. 42 glasses smashed in celebration of my birthday. Happy bunny sprang merrily under de los arboles (the trees) singing “Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgwyndrobwllllantisiliogogogoch”. Radish was a pig sty pretending to be an egg whilst sewing a spell. He lived in a light bulb and sold tea, however he also ate cheese.

Once upon a time an otter got hotter because he was in Saudi Arabia, and it was on fire. Then suddenly Alex died and went to heaven where joyfully, sat on her own, she lived in nirvana for evermore, because love rules the day.

In Madagascar, Alex was pottering in the potting shed when suddenly a lion came out of the sunroom and fell painfully upon a drawer of nails. I saw her collapse dramatically in the cucumbers but to her surprise a plethora of sweeties managed to land on the points of every nail. With great points! Rooster arrived in Exeter full of hope and pride. Together with Pauline and Roy and they all had tea together at Clarence Yard. Somehow he went into a complete tailspin. “Please take the needle out of my paw.” A cheetah kindly pulled the needle out using his teeth. Aghast!

 Brilliant to hear a contrast to the strange and eerie sound haunting the streets of Exeter as the guns fired across the landscape, ripping the horizon. Agent Lobb contemplated maths, with no idea… Mr Protein broke his gun. Agent 0 killed himself a goat, turned to me suddenly and said, “Blimey! Never mind the blood darling, let’s have a nice cup of tea”. Running down the volcano, Harriet jumped and broke her arm but she didn’t need it anyway! However she contemplated her loss and understood how her life was, in fact, complete.